my life was ever so slightly better prior to reading this rantlet. I'm glad someone flagged it. If ever there was a use of the expression "go touch some grass"

my life was ever so slightly better prior to reading this rantlet. I'm glad someone flagged it. If ever there was a use of the expression "go touch some grass" -- this is it. Of course author has already pre-avowed to never read any reactions to his screed.