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They tried to find contraband, they found a marching band!
by Zobat 10mo ago
They tried to find contraband, they found a marching band!
- gosub100 10mo agoThe sleazy AI company that sold this "tech" to the school has to face the music.
- b112 10mo agoSleazy? I'll have you know, the ToS clearly says it's in beta.
- sunrunner 10mo agoNext time the contraband could be a contrabassoon.
- bryanrasmussen 10mo agoSeventy-six trombones caught the morning sun With a hundred and ten cornets right behind The AI thought about it long and hard calling up the national guard Cause of the horns of ev'ry shape and kind. --- There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons Thundering, thundering all along the way. Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons, And Swarming SWAT Teams Goons so they say --- There were cross fires and blown tires And reporters from the local news Clarinets of ev'ry size And trumpeters who'd improvise And video games that went pew-pew! ---- on multiple edits: tried to find a layout that fit the song
- kotaKat 10mo agoThose banned band books… they might have come across One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations!