Every one of those things should be in a dropdown box next to the "comment" link on a story. Then you could just register yourself as being in one of those buc

Every one of those things should be in a dropdown box next to the "comment" link on a story. Then you could just register yourself as being in one of those buckets instead of posting a message which says as much. It would save time and maybe even reduce the comments to those which don't fall into one of those categories. Well, I can dream...