I thought Ruby was dead. Or was that, "Java is dead"? Or maybe it was "C++ is dead." I also vaguely remember reading: * "JavaScript will never be dead" *

I thought Ruby was dead. Or was that, "Java is dead"? Or maybe it was "C++ is dead." I also vaguely remember reading: * "JavaScript will never be dead" * "Dart arrived dead" * "PHP should be dead" * "Lisp is back from the dead" * "D stands for 'dead'" * "SELECT FROM NOSQL WHERE STATUS IS DEAD" * "COBOL still isn't dead" * "Haskell Maybe dead"