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And It is now the only software in the world still written in C89. Hilarious.
by menaerus 10mo ago
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It is now the only software in the world still written in C89.
Hilarious.
- throwaway2037 10mo agoBut wait, there's more! > Predictive SELECT Statements: > Added the PRECOGNITION keyword. > SELECT * FROM sales WHERE date = 'tomorrow' now returns data with 99.4% accuracy by leveraging the built-in 4kB inference engine. The library size has increased by 12 bytes to accommodate this feature. 12 bytes really sounds like something that the lead dev would write!