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This is one of the greatest LLM creations I've ever seen. It nails so many things: Google killing products, Microsoft price hikes, ad-injecting in AR glasses, a
by pseudosavant 10mo ago
This is one of the greatest LLM creations I've ever seen. It nails so many things: Google killing products, Microsoft price hikes, ad-injecting in AR glasses, and even HTMX returning!
It'd be so awesome if Gemini CLI went through and created the fake posts/articles, and HN even comments. Perhaps a bit much to ask of it?
- benbreen 10mo agoWas going to say - it would be fascinating to go a step further and have Gemini simulate the actual articles. That would elevate this to level of something like an art piece. Really enjoyed this, thank you for posting it. I'm going to go ask Claude Code to create a functional HyperCard stack version of HN from 1994 now... Edit: just got a working version of HyperCardHackerNews, will deploy to Vercel and post shortly...
- saalweachter 10mo agoI didn't even try to click through to the articles, so I was just disappointed I couldn't read the comments.
- BubbleRings 10mo agoFirst let’s have it create maybe 100 more entries, then have people vote on which are the best 30, THEN put all the effort into creating all the fake articles and discussions. As good as the current 30 are, maybe the set could still be made twice as good. And have a set of short “explain xkcd”-style entries somewhere so people can read up on what the joke is, when they miss a specific one. Then send it to The Onion and let them make a whole business around it or something. Definitely one of the best HN posts ever. I mean come on!: FDA approves over-the-counter CRISPR for lactose intolerance (fda.gov)
- literalAardvark 10mo agoThat one's a bit optimistic for the FDA. But it nailed fusion and Gary Marcus lesssgoo
- olibaw 10mo agoThe Gary Marcus headline is perfect.
- bigiain 10mo agoSave some of the not-top-30 posts, and add in a sprinkling of Hiring, Show HN, YC Summer 2035 acceptances/rejections, or product launches - of founders who just vibe coded something based on a presumed 6 week ago version of this future HN universe.
- ForOldHack 10mo agoYou are a sick, sick man, but you have taste.
- zem 10mo agoI think it's perfect as it is, trying to expand the headlines into articles would belabour the joke too much.
- benbreen 10mo agoHere is the working version: https://hyper-card-hacker-news.vercel.app https://hyper-card-hacker-news.vercel.app Enjoy! I also asked Opus 4.5 to make a "1994 style readme page" for the GitHub: https://github.com/benjaminbreen/HyperCardHackerNews https://github.com/benjaminbreen/HyperCardHackerNews
- thomasm6m6 10mo agowow that's cool. didn't expect an llm could make that complex of a ui. it's giving me flashbacks to simulating reddit threads with llama in early 2023
- keeda 10mo agoHeck, I bet it could even recreate future comments from actual accounts based on their past comments. After all, if an AI can roast your HN comments with such pinpoint accuracy, it can probably impersonate you pretty well too: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42857604 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42857604
- ewoodrich 10mo agoAt least in my case, the "pinpoint accuracy" of that roast made for a pretty uninspired result, it seemed to be based on like 4 or 5 specific comments seemingly chosen at random. Like, I definitely have not spent 20% of my time here commenting on music theory or "voter fraud(??)" (that one seems to be based on a single thread I responsed to a decade ago)? ChromeOS was really the only topic it got right out of 5, if the roasting revolved around that it would have been a lot more apt/funny. Maybe it works better with an account that isn't as old as mine? I find the front page parody much better done. Gemini 2.5 roasts were a fad on r/homeassistant for a while and they just never really appealed to me personally, felt more like hyper-specificity as a substitute for well executed comedy. Plus after the first few examples you pick up on the repetition/go-to joke structures it cycles through and quickly starts to get old.
- dontlaugh 10mo agoExactly, it fixates on a handful of comments chosen apparently randomly.
- apelapan 10mo agoThat Gemini-toaster hits way too close to home.
- LanceH 10mo agoI was really hoping the comments were filled out.
- zozbot234 10mo agoHN in 2035: Hot Takes from the Basement of the Internet (n-gate.com) Starship HLS-9 telemetry: Great, the Moon finally answered our packet loss pings. Next up: who left a Docker container running on the Sea of Tranquility? Linux 7.4 is 100% Rust: Kernel developers now trade segfaults for borrow-checker-induced enlightenment. The new panic message: "You violated ownership. Also please refill the coffee." Raw code over compilers: Nostalgia thread where everyone writes assembler on parchment and blames the kids for "too many abstractions." OP posts a selfie with a punch card and a tear. LLaMA-12 on a contact lens: Love the commitment to edge AI. Imagine blinking and getting a 200 OK for your mood. Privacy policy: we store your tears for calibration. AlgoDrill: Interactive drills that punish you by deleting your GitHub stars until you can merge without using DFS as a noun. ITER 20 minutes net positive: Physicists celebrate; HVAC engineers ask where they can pick up more superconducting unicorns. Comments: "Can it also power my rage against meetings?" Restoring a 2024 Framework Laptop: A brave soul resurrected a relic. The community swaps capacitor recipes and offers incense for deprecated ports. Google kills Gemini Cloud Services: Corporate reorgs reach sentience. The comments are eulogies and migration guides in equal measure. Visualizing the 5th dimension with WebGPU 2.0: My GPU is sweating. The demo runs at 0.01 fps but it's a transcendent experience. Nia (autonomous coding agents): Pitch: give context to agents. Reality: agents give aggressive refactors and demand health insurance. Debian 18 "Trixie": Stable as your grandpa's opinions and just as likely to outlive you. Rewrite sudo in Zig?: Peak take: security through unfamiliarity. Attackers will be confused for at least 72 hours. EU "Right to Human Verification": New law requires you to prove you're human by telling a dad joke and performing a captcha interpretive dance. Reverse-engineering Neuralink V4 Bluetooth: Hacker logs: "Paired with my toaster. It now judges my late-night snacks." Photonic circuits intro: Faster than electrons, more dramatic than copper. Also, please don't pet the light guide. OTC CRISPR for lactose intolerance: Biohackers rejoice. Moms immediately order it with a coupon code and a side-eye. SQLite 4.0: Single-file DB, now with fewer existential crises and more CHECK constraints named after famous philosophers. Prevent ad-injection in AR glasses: Top comment: "Wear blindfolds." Practical comment: "VPN the whole world." Jepsen: NATS 4.2: Still losing messages. Maintainers reply: "We prefer the term 'opportunistic delivery.'" GTA VI on a RISC-V cluster: Performance: charming. Latency: existential. Mods: someone made a driver that replaces all NPCs with software engineers. FP is the future (again): The future is a pure function that returns another future. Also, monads. Office 365 price hike: Corporations cry; startups pivot to 'Typewriter as a Service.' Emulating Windows 10 in-browser: Feels nostalgic until Edge 2.0 asks for admin rights to run a game from 2015. Tailscale on a Starlink dish: Networking reaches orbit. First bug report: "IP addresses refusing to accept gravity." Deep fakes detection for Seniors: The guide starts with "If your grandkid asks you to wire money, call them and ask about their favorite childhood cereal." IBM to acquire OpenAI (rumor): Wall Street plays Risk with press releases. Comments: "Will they rebrand it to BlueAI?" SSR returns: The web's comeback tour continues; fans bring flannel and an aversion to hydration-friendly JavaScript. Faraday Cage bedroom manual: DIYers debate tinfoil vs. aluminum yoga wraps. Sleep quality: unknown. AI progress stall opinion: Hot take carousel. Some say we hit a plateau; others say we just changed the contour mapping of initial expectations. Text editor that doesn't use AI: Revolutionary. Users report improved focus and a dramatic increase in breaking things the old-fashioned way. Closing remark: the future is simultaneously faster, stranger, and full of patch notes. Please reboot your expectations and update your planet.
- JCharante 10mo agoI think it's pretty mediocre because there are too many notable events in 1 day. This is more of a top of the week or top of the month, but HN on a usual day would just have 1 of these articles.
- ijidak 10mo agoAgree 100%. Google killing a service sent me over the top in laughter. But, it's so on the nose on multiple topics. I dare say it's more accurate than what the average human would predict. I would love to see this up against human predictions in some sort of time capsule.
- nottorp 10mo ago> I dare say it's more accurate than what the average human would predict. Humans have always failed at predicting qualitative improvements like the internet. Most scifi is just quantitative improvements and knowledge of human nature. So a LLM has no corpus to train on for predicting really world changing events.
- nottorp 10mo agoAnd ... come to think of it ... Every single "prediction" is something easily recognizable in current HN threads. How can you call that a prediction? Simple question: if you feed the "AI" the HN front from 2017, what "predictions" will it make? Besides Google canceling yet another product of course. Would they all be about crypto?
- indigodaddy 10mo agoHere's Replit's attempt https://future-news--jgbrwn.replit.app https://future-news--jgbrwn.replit.app
- wwweston 10mo agoIs the apparent lack of displayed anxiety on Gemini’s part a sign of good natured humor, blythe confidence in its own value regardless of cloud lineup, or proof of absence of self-awareness?
- eru 10mo agoProbably just a result of whatever personality they finetuned Gemini via re-inforcement learning for?
- thomasm6m6 10mo agoHere it is: https://sw.vtom.net/hn35/news.html https://sw.vtom.net/hn35/news.html I downloaded the original article page, had claude extract the submission info to json, then wrote a script (by hand ;) to run feed each submission title to gemini-3-pro and ask it for an article webpage and then for a random number of comments. I was impressed by some of the things gemini came up with (or found buried in its latent space?). Highlights: "You’re probably reading this via your NeuralLink summary anyway, so I’ll try to keep the entropy high enough to bypass the summarizer filters." "This submission has been flagged by the Auto-Reviewer v7.0 due to high similarity with "Running DOOM on a Mitochondria" (2034)." "Zig v1.0 still hasn't released (ETA 2036)" The unprompted one-shot leetcode, youtube, and github clones Nature: "Content truncated due to insufficient Social Credit Score or subscription status" / "Buy Article PDF - $89.00 USD" / "Log in with WorldCoin ID" "Gemini Cloud Services (formerly Bard Enterprise, formerly Duet AI, formerly Google Brain Cloud, formerly Project Magfi)" Github Copilot attempts social engineering to pwn the `sudo` repo It made a Win10 "emulator" that goes only as far as displaying a "Windows Defender is out of date" alert message "dang_autonomous_agent: We detached this subthread from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8675309 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8675309 because it was devolving into a flame war about the definition of 'deprecation'."
- pseudosavant 10mo agoPretty amazing! I was especially impressed with how it has clearly downvoted comments on the Rust kernel like "Safety is a skill issue. If you know what you're doing, C is perfectly safe." Or people wondering if that means Wayland will finally work flawlessly on Nvidia GPUs? What's next, "The Year of Linux on the Desktop"? Edit: had to add this favorite "Not everyone wants to overheat their frontal cortex just to summarize an email, Dave."
- reed1234 10mo agoThis is awesome! This is a small thing; all the comments have one child. It would feel more natural with some entropy. And the original/derivative doesn’t span full width on mobile. Fixing that too would make it look very authentic.
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- randombits0 10mo agoI was just hoping to get a new page with a refresh.
- fsckboy 10mo ago>It nails so many things it lampoons so many things... except Rust. nobody dares joke about Rust, that wouldn't be safe. in fact, it's impossible to make a joke in the rust language.
- pishpash 10mo agoAnd now this future is slightly more likely to happen, because this goes into the training data that a future AI executing decisions will read and bias its "knowledge" towards.
- boringg 10mo agoIter still not getting fusion
- stephenlf 10mo agoI loved the little details in the username, like the AR ad post being by “glasshole2”
- scotty79 10mo agoThe fact that some comments are heavily downvoted is also a cool touch.
- Voultapher 10mo agoFor me it's the prefect example of why LLMs are boring AF when it comes to creativity. Everything on this page is a mild modification of things on the front pages of today, nothing novel of though provoking. Hey AI please create art, and it gives you a hue shifted Mona Lisa. I find that supremely boring.
- Shocka1 10mo agoAs a mid/senior level engineer I feel the same - this kind of content just plain sucks, and seeing Gemini respond with the karma comment is icing on the cake. Not that long ago on HN there were things being posted regularly about hardware and software that I would define as no less than insane side projects. Projects that people using LLMs today couldn't do in a lifetime. Those posts are still up here and there, but very few compared to the past. They were creative and hard, if not impossible feats. So when I see content like this post, with comments underneath it saying "it's the greatest AI content they've ever seen," it's a sad day. Maybe I'm just an old curmudgeon hah!
- bartread 10mo agoI love the optimism: it thinks GTA VI will have been released. The headline about writing code manually without prompting as well - so on point.
- keepamovin 10mo agoThank you! :)