"Microsoft is a buffet. You can get anything you want but it’s rare people leave a buffet saying “Man that food was great!”" Tell this to all office alternativ

"Microsoft is a buffet. You can get anything you want but it’s rare people leave a buffet saying “Man that food was great!”" Tell this to all office alternative lmao I tried them all and all they do is sucks, even the strongest competitor is (google docs,sheet) feels "lacking"