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All of this should be familiar to the average programmer. The Creator (I call him Colin), rushed for time and bereft of more elegant ideas, has widely deployed
by thom 10mo ago
All of this should be familiar to the average programmer. The Creator (I call him Colin), rushed for time and bereft of more elegant ideas, has widely deployed lazy loading as a solution to the finite processing power of the universe. Almost all of physics (the speed of light, the expansion of space, quantum entanglement) is an answer to the question of how the universe (and indeed Colin himself) can avoid doing too much work.
- ndsipa_pomu 10mo agoI bet Colin gets annoyed every time we point a telescope at far away objects as he has to rush around behind the scenes and paint in all the details.
- smokel 10mo agoWait until you hear how he performs garbage collection.
- discomrobertul8 10mo agoNoah's Automatic Reference Counter
- ndsipa_pomu 10mo agoDoes it involve sweeping stuff under black holes?
- actionfromafar 10mo agoArena allocators?
- jesuslop 10mo agohe sends the electron both slits so is also doing some complex-numbers montecarloing. Since he has infinite ram he can sum every-single-path.