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But now I want a cantaloupe and beforehand I didn't, and I'm slightly less happy and satisfied with this lack of cantaloupe that I now viscerally feel. Whilst
by BLKNSLVR 11mo ago
But now I want a cantaloupe and beforehand I didn't, and I'm slightly less happy and satisfied with this lack of cantaloupe that I now viscerally feel.
Whilst I'm at the grocery store is the appropriate time to work out that cantaloupe is an option.
Not in the middle of watching a cricket match.
- wholinator2 11mo agoIs this satire? Does merely seeing a picture of a cantaloup on a shelf harm your psyche? Sure, if it's a model holding them up to her chest saying "come get my melons" i can understand that might qualify. But i don't see how "joe's has cantaloup again" would make you feel literally anything unless you already wanted cantaloupe, in which case the notification was beneficial in _allieving_ a negative emotion and not creating one. I admit that the line gets very fuzzy at a certain point but i think we can agree that the extremes are different things.
- BLKNSLVR 11mo agoSemi-satire. Three quarters. It kinda depends on how much of a craving item it is. Fruits and veg, no worries ;)