Never point out to them that their favorite book is about a psychedelic trip through the desert involving all their favorite people doing all the things they cl

Never point out to them that their favorite book is about a psychedelic trip through the desert involving all their favorite people doing all the things they claim to abhor. Talking to burning bushes while in an altered state of conciousness, giving your teenage daughter to a group of gay men to do as they please, killing your kids cuz god told you to, having curses placed on you, hanging out with hookers. If they ever found out what kind of welfare state Jesus was running they'd plotz. The bible would make an awesome zombie game. One could make a killing rebranding Left4Dead as Rapture: Left Behind.