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So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Scienc

So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Science has finally given me a plan.

IAmBroom 11mo ago
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- dilawar 11mo ago
  Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.
  - moralestapia 11mo ago
    >the cow tongue will cleanse your aura It's like that three-finger meme from the Tarantino movie, lol.
  - goopypoop 11mo ago
    irresponsible to not mention the risk of Cud Cap and Sympathetic Udder Syndrome. I even heard of one guy got Raging Horn
HexPhantom 11mo ago
Just make sure you set the fan to "regrowth" mode and not "recede"