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Just make an even louder jungle cat snarling noise.

• rkomorn 10mo ago
  "What the hell?! That scared the shit out of me!" "You're welcome."
• buu700 10mo ago
  Hotel bathrooms should just play rainforest sounds[1] whenever the fan is turned on. 1: https://youtu.be/ef_3Wj4T_ts https://youtu.be/ef_3Wj4T_ts
  • shmeeed 10mo ago
    You're joking, but my wife got us a box emitting bird sounds when the motion sensor is triggered. Suffice to say that it does absolutely nothing to mask the sounds that are produced on a toilet, it's just another ridiculous layer on top of it.
    • venturecruelty 10mo ago
      Sounds pretty relaxing for the user, though!
      • shmeeed 10mo ago
        Right, one might suppose so. Alas, the chirps echoing within a tiled 3x3' cell grind my ears. Besides it feels a bit out of place within these plain white confinements. I just can't conjure up the mental image of being out in the woods. But you have to pick your battles with your partner. I'm turning the volume down, and when the battery's empty I don't exactly hasten to change it.