I loved the FAQ question "What happens if cloudflare is down?"... Well, the short answer is it takes down 75% of the internet with it; you mean like 3 days ago

I loved the FAQ question "What happens if cloudflare is down?"... Well, the short answer is it takes down 75% of the internet with it; you mean like 3 days ago for the whole day? well, there is always going outside and going bowling with your friends for a few hours until it comes back online, then the internet resumes function at that time.