"Here's what the kids are saying and what it means" is a staple of slow news days. Here's a fun example from the early nineties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

"Here's what the kids are saying and what it means" is a staple of slow news days. Here's a fun example from the early nineties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge_speak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge_speak Are you sure you haven't just gotten old enough that you're now in the target demographic for "here's what the kids are saying" stories? :)