Hell is being the sys admin at a web hosting company. You can either pay a web developer to update your fully static site once a year, or you can pay them five

Hell is being the sys admin at a web hosting company. You can either pay a web developer to update your fully static site once a year, or you can pay them five times a year to clean up your Wordpress install when it inevitably gets popped because that one mailback form plugin you demanded... you know the one that has never received a single non-spam submission... hasn't been updated in ten years... and also you're too cheap to pay someone to maintain your Wordpress site because "why would I do that the site is finished?"