For a long time I had issues with my laptop's battery being dead, even when I put it away fully charged. Until one day when I unpacked it and found that it was

For a long time I had issues with my laptop's battery being dead, even when I put it away fully charged. Until one day when I unpacked it and found that it was both hot and already running, and decided that this had to end. I found that there was a process that was part of a printer driver which existed only to spam notifications about buying printer supplies, and that some fucking sadist at HP absolutely buried into Windows as a task that would wake the computer to do this even if it was unplugged. Because that's what I need in my life: A laptop that wakes up to check the supplies on a printer that I don't even own. (Thanks, HP.)