Paperweight? Seems a little hyperbolic. My 1st-generation iPhone couldn't be updated past iOS 3, and it didn't get bumped out of its hallowed place in my pock

Paperweight? Seems a little hyperbolic. My 1st-generation iPhone couldn't be updated past iOS 3, and it didn't get bumped out of its hallowed place in my pocket until the iPhone 4S came out. Sure, I couldn't have the latest version of all the apps. Was I suffering for it? Hardly.