Shrink Wrap disclaimer for mobile. [0] GOOGLE AND ANY SUCH THIRD PARTIES DISCLAIM ANY WARRANTIES REGARDING THE SECURITY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND PERFORM

Shrink Wrap disclaimer for mobile. [0] GOOGLE AND ANY SUCH THIRD PARTIES DISCLAIM ANY WARRANTIES REGARDING THE SECURITY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND PERFORMANCE OF GOOGLE MAPS AND SUCH THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE. Translation: worthless. In case of disaster, contact the "Thoughts and Prayers Bot" (sarcasm) Separately, and hopefully satire: [1] U.S. Government Launches “Thoughts & Prayers” Subscription Service to Streamline Response to Tragedies WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to modernize federal disaster response, the U.S. government today launched a new “Thoughts & Prayers+” subscription service, allowing Americans to automatically send condolences with one click every time tragedy strikes. “Why waste precious seconds typing heartfelt responses when you can automate empathy?” said Homeland Sympathy Secretary Chad Grimshaw, unveiling the app alongside a golden emoji of praying hands. “Whether it’s a mass shooting, natural disaster, or devastating celebrity breakup, Thoughts & Prayers+ ensures you’re covered.” (more) [0] https://www.google.com/mobile/gmm/terms.html https://www.google.com/mobile/gmm/terms.html [1] https://allchronology.com/2025/06/17/u-s-government-launches-thoughts-prayers-subscription-service-to-streamline-response-to-tragedies/ https://allchronology.com/2025/06/17/u-s-government-launches...