I haven't written perl in a long time but I cannot put a finger on why I stopped using it. It used to be my goto language for quick and dirty scripts that need

I haven't written perl in a long time but I cannot put a finger on why I stopped using it. It used to be my goto language for quick and dirty scripts that needed somewhat non-trivial text processing. Anyway, this made me think of the 2008 Damian Connway Perlcon keynote: "Temporally Quaquaversal Virtual Nanomachine Programming in Multiple Topologically Connected Quantum-Relativistic Parallel Timespaces... Made Easy" If you've never seen it it's worth a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzTjPx4NIiM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzTjPx4NIiM