This is not exactly something that any old schlub will be doing. I don’t find many of these features useful on my iPad (to be fair, my Mini is my daily iPad),

This is not exactly something that any old schlub will be doing. I don’t find many of these features useful on my iPad (to be fair, my Mini is my daily iPad), let alone, my iPhone. I can’t see myself doing all that work, for features I don’t want to use.