TD;DR: Author breaks his lovely Mac Book, too poor to repair it or buy a replacement one, gets an almost 7 year old laptop because it's vendor is named in a 40

TD;DR: Author breaks his lovely Mac Book, too poor to repair it or buy a replacement one, gets an almost 7 year old laptop because it's vendor is named in a 40 years old novel, shits on MS, praises what everything works (on a 7 year old laptop).