1) they either have ways, which would be incredibly valuable and worth keeping secret or 2) there isn't a way or its not worthwhile; just use Monero instead,

1) they either have ways, which would be incredibly valuable and worth keeping secret or 2) there isn't a way or its not worthwhile; just use Monero instead, dawg. "why hasn't anyone made, like, a secure Telnet?" because they created SSH and VPNs, same idea.