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> "Elevates the Smart Home Ecosystem" The type of corpo-speak that gives an mba a rock hard erection. Vulgar jokes aside, I want to know who is buying ads on
by game_the0ry 1y ago
> "Elevates the Smart Home Ecosystem"
The type of corpo-speak that gives an mba a rock hard erection.
Vulgar jokes aside, I want to know who is buying ads on fridges and what the roas on a fridge ad is.
- busyant 1y ago> I want to know who is buying ads on fridges and what the roas on a fridge ad is. Who knows, really? But maybe the same people who put ads on the gas station pumps that I use? Those things blare at max volume and I still have no idea what they're selling. Amusing anecdote: About 60 years ago, my grandfather (immigrant who was not well versed in mass-production) wrote a letter to the local newspaper asking that they omit the advertisements when they built his copy of the paper. "I never read them" he said. My mother had to explain to him how his copy was gonna be just like everyone else's.
- harvey9 1y agoAny chance he was just trolling them? Mass production of printed pages started a few centuries before he was born so I doubt he honestly thought his paper was custom-made.
- busyant 1y agoI guess I'll never know. It happened before I was born, but my mother thought it was funny.
- ryandrake 1y agoIt'll be like those disgusting bottom-of-the-barrel YouTube ads, but contextual: "Need to clean out your stuck poop (video brown liquid)? Eat more fiber, because what's in this fridge....."
- gosub100 1y agoProbably slimy politicians, desperate to tell you how horrible the other tribe is while selling you their tribe's promises that will never happen. I'm sure campaign ads have taken a huge hit over previous decades when people actually watched TV or listened to radio.