There are many languages that fit these requirements. I don't get the purpose of writing these posts besides a reason to go viral and get clicks talking about y

There are many languages that fit these requirements. I don't get the purpose of writing these posts besides a reason to go viral and get clicks talking about your product. I write OCaml myself, but not for $paid job, it's okay, it's a fine language although with cruft, but it's not the panacea described here.