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> Lairmore said he "could feel it through his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him. He said he "could smell the onions
by stuffn 11mo ago
> Lairmore said he "could feel it through his ballistic vest" and it "exploded all over" him after the Subway stack hit him. He said he "could smell the onions and mustard" on his uniform, and even had an onion string hanging by his police radio later that night. The fast-food mustard, he said, stained his shirt.
The first test of a hypersonic subway apparently.
On one hand, yes, it's probably simple battery given how loose the definition is. But the lengths at which this guy goes into how traumatized he is by a subway sandwich, juxtaposed by the intimidating posture border patrol is trying to project, is absolute comedy gold.
> Dunn's attorneys later pressed Lairmore on two gag gifts that his coworkers bought him after the incident, including a plush submarine sandwich and a "felony footlong" patch that Lairmore said he put on his lunchbox.
His own buddies were clowning on him.
- legitster 11mo ago> In a post on X announcing Dunn's firing, Attorney General Pam Bondi called Dunn "an example of the Deep State we have been up against." The "deep state" is low-level paralegals throwing sandwiches.
- ourmandave 11mo agoHe said he "could smell the onions and mustard"... The Fox News chyron will probably be "protesters use mustard gas on brave officer"
- saulpw 11mo agoDuring the Seattle BLM protests, SPD vacated the neighborhood precinct building to show how violent the protestors were, and then they claimed that an "incendiary device" had been thrown through the window to burn down the building. The "incendiary device" in question was a candle which I don't believe was even lit.
- rolph 11mo agoat first i checked to see i wasnt reading an onion article, then it hit me, this is serious.
- treetalker 11mo ago> But the lengths at which this guy goes into how traumatized he is by a subway sandwich … Without doubt, the most bountiful and intense BS I've heard from witnesses on the stand has come from cops.
- potato3732842 11mo ago>His own buddies were clowning on him. They're clowning on him for it being poor taste to push the issue, like a beat cop who hits his quota by nailing an old lady for 5-over on the way back to the station on his last shift of the month. C'mon man let it go. They're not clowning on him for lying about it to make it seem serious in court. They all play crap like that up when it suites them.