> I’m the person my friends and family come to for computer-related help. (Maybe you, gentle reader, can relate.) I proactively stopped that decades ago. "Oh,

> I’m the person my friends and family come to for computer-related help. (Maybe you, gentle reader, can relate.) I proactively stopped that decades ago. "Oh, you use Windows? Sorry, I haven't used it in over a decade so I can't help. If you have any Linux questions, let me know!"