I just want the damn fridge to keep food cold, I never want it to do anything else . It's bad enough I have to see ads outside the house and on tv/internet, I

I just want the damn fridge to keep food cold, I never want it to do anything else . It's bad enough I have to see ads outside the house and on tv/internet, I don't need to see them on my fucking appliances. We are living in hell.