My favorite wildlife joke: You know that geese fly in V's to reduce air resistance, right? Ever notice that one side of the V is often longer than the other? Y

My favorite wildlife joke: You know that geese fly in V's to reduce air resistance, right? Ever notice that one side of the V is often longer than the other? You know why? (At this point, you will get a pause, followed by a hesitant but very carefully worded explanation about northern hemisphere rotation, rising air, sun glints, or what-have-you.) Nope. It's because geese can't count.