> Good lock + old looking bicycle = no theft "I parked my old, crappy bike and started locking it. Some guy went past and said, "Don't worry, love - no-one w

> Good lock + old looking bicycle = no theft "I parked my old, crappy bike and started locking it. Some guy went past and said, "Don't worry, love - no-one will nick that", and a passing crackhead said "I fuckin' would", and we three strangers shared a moment of humour together. "