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If my childhood taught me anything, it’s that there’s about to be an awesome superhero.

• satisfice 1y ago
  A spider will bite this guy and get the powers of a human.
  • sim7c00 1y ago
    his super power will be misunderstanding other spiders and prosecuting them for their otherness -_-
    • satisfice 1y ago
      Ironically, despite these powers, he will get eaten during mating.
• DonHopkins 1y ago
  Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him? And Rodney Dangerfield to explain how big Jimmy Carter is. https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1bh2edu/the_pepsi_syndrome_an_epic_parody_of_the_1978/ https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1bh2edu/th...
• gfalcao 1y ago
  same thought here
• escapecharacter 1y ago
  If one falls into a tank like this, what steps are required to guarantee likelihood of developing powers?