There's a loosely related joke, which might apply a little... A person discovers a genie in a bottle, and is given 3 wishes, but with the condition that their

There's a loosely related joke, which might apply a little... A person discovers a genie in a bottle, and is given 3 wishes, but with the condition that their worst enemy will receive double the wish. "For my first wish, I would like a billion dollars" Genie nods. Person is surrounded by stacks of dollars and gold. "Your enemy gets two billion." "For my second wish, I would like a mansion." Genie nods. Person is transported to a beautiful mansion. "Done. Your enemy gets two mansions." "Now beat me half to death."