Not to mention, even if you went through the hassle of a diverse multi-cloud deployment, there's still something in your stack that has a dependency on us-east-

Not to mention, even if you went through the hassle of a diverse multi-cloud deployment, there's still something in your stack that has a dependency on us-east-1, and it's probably some weird frontend javascript module that uses a floatilla of free tier lambda services to format dates.