Garbage reporting: 1. AWS had an outage 2. AWS has lost a lot of employees Conclusion: The brain drain lead to the outage... I need an LLM trained explicitly

Garbage reporting: 1. AWS had an outage 2. AWS has lost a lot of employees Conclusion: The brain drain lead to the outage... I need an LLM trained explicitly on folks confusing correlation and causation and put a big old red dot in my address bar. I love that there's a whole section "The talent drain evidence" trying to defend their journalistic integrity, but they then go on to totally face plant.