Bart: (looking at license plates) Hmmm... Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort!? Oh, come on... Bort? Kid: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate! Lady: No, come along, B

Bart: (looking at license plates) Hmmm... Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort!? Oh, come on... Bort? Kid: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate! Lady: No, come along, Bort. Man: Hey, you talking to me? Lady: No, my son is also named 'Bort'.