I have a joke from 15 years ago, where I compared my friend who flaked out all the time as "having less availability than US-EAST-1". This is not a new issue c

I have a joke from 15 years ago, where I compared my friend who flaked out all the time as "having less availability than US-EAST-1". This is not a new issue caused by improper investment, it's always been this way.