Thanks for the summary, but you will be missing all the humor - it takes a lot of energy, coffee and cigarettes to add humor. And no, I don't feel bad that I s

Thanks for the summary, but you will be missing all the humor - it takes a lot of energy, coffee and cigarettes to add humor. And no, I don't feel bad that I spent an hour writing it :). PS: No refund offered if article not found humorous