The Romans had short hair. The Romans associated short hair with freedom. My dad, being in the military, had short hair. He said that short hair was practical

The Romans had short hair. The Romans associated short hair with freedom. My dad, being in the military, had short hair. He said that short hair was practical when living in the mud. Short hair also allowed an enemy to use it as a handle to pull your head back and cut your throat. There are zero pictures of him with any remotely long hair. I've had short hair for a long time, now. It's super easy to take care of. Doesn't need combing at all. Haircuts are cheap. And I use the top of my head to reflect light onto whatever I'm working on.