Wait, what's absurd about it? I feel like this is the real-life version of my favorite joke from Andy Kindler: "I know they said don't re-invent the wheel, but

Wait, what's absurd about it? I feel like this is the real-life version of my favorite joke from Andy Kindler: "I know they said don't re-invent the wheel, but does it have to be so round?" Edit: emphasis