My faith in humanity was lost and now I need an emergency memetic eyewash. Even I as a human dishwasher have no issues doing extra freshly used spoons. but tha

My faith in humanity was lost and now I need an emergency memetic eyewash. Even I as a human dishwasher have no issues doing extra freshly used spoons. but that refrigerated two days old spoon... that is going to have dried stuffs stuck on the surface, and it's going to need to be soaked before washing. And also mildly bio-hazardous? That's horrible. Just why...