As a bioinformatician, I've been asked all of the following questions by (postdoc and above) biologists: - What is a binomial distribution? - What is the diff

As a bioinformatician, I've been asked all of the following questions by (postdoc and above) biologists: - What is a binomial distribution? - What is the difference between a probability and a p-value? - If I have p-values for a case and control group, can I just subtract the log10 p-value for my control from my case group? From fellow "bioinformaticians", research scientist level and above, I've been asked: - How can I load this MySQL dump you sent me into my database? phpMyAdmin doesn't read MySQL dumps. - What is a likelihood ratio (from a PI!!) So, needless to say, I feel that I have some good job security.