See, this is the sort of thing that makes me suspect that maybe I'm in hell (in the Good Place or Iain Banks' Surface Detail mode rather than the devils-poking-

See, this is the sort of thing that makes me suspect that maybe I'm in hell (in the Good Place or Iain Banks' Surface Detail mode rather than the devils-poking-people-with-pitchforks one); that, as a concept, could only possibly exist to torture people.