I wish there existed a law that defined a single three-hour or so window of time on Saturday during which you could mow your lawn, and if you do that outside th

I wish there existed a law that defined a single three-hour or so window of time on Saturday during which you could mow your lawn, and if you do that outside that window, you get sent into a room where you're bombarded with sounds of angry lawnmowers for 96 hours straight.