3 ms·The 200 year old elves in LOTR also were wise enough not to go to war..by mentos 1y agoThe 200 year old elves in LOTR also were wise enough not to go to war..krapp 1y agoThe 200 year old elves in LOTR weren't real. In reality all we have are humans, and humans are bastards.ebcode 1y agoAs a card-carrying bastard myself, I can assure you that not all humans are bastards. Some humans are lovely to be around.