Just cut it in a bucket of water or sink or something. The battery can get angry all it wants, the thermal mass of a 1-5gal bucket of water or flooded sink is

Just cut it in a bucket of water or sink or something. The battery can get angry all it wants, the thermal mass of a 1-5gal bucket of water or flooded sink is just gonna laugh at it. Dude could probably have made his flight if TSA had been willing to call in a favor from the buildings and grounds guys. Might get a little nick from the bolt cutters or whatever so cut on the top or bottom of the finger where there's less blood vessels.