Balmuda: “Our phone failed, let’s double down and hire Ive of Apple fame.” Jony Ive: “Great, I’ll design your next phone.” Balmuda: “We were thinking a five t

Balmuda: “Our phone failed, let’s double down and hire Ive of Apple fame.” Jony Ive: “Great, I’ll design your next phone.” Balmuda: “We were thinking a five thousand dollar lamp for boats.” ... This is a very confused toaster company.