Does this mean I should encourage my beautiful young wife to join the local stitch and bitch? Obligatory "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does wagg

Does this mean I should encourage my beautiful young wife to join the local stitch and bitch? Obligatory "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'."