"They pass more time with this! They like it a lot! Engagement achieved!!!11one11eleven" said the developer. "Why is this slower? Why do I have to burn time ma

"They pass more time with this! They like it a lot! Engagement achieved!!!11one11eleven" said the developer. "Why is this slower? Why do I have to burn time massaging the interface instead of doing it fast and continuing with my life? What a waste..." said the user. Over the last two decades "the user is the product, milking machines to 110%!!!" has leaked all over the computing world, infecting where the user is (and will be forever, let's hope) the user.