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I read a good chunk thinking this was a case of the telegram in The Master and Margarita: "Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Fri

I read a good chunk thinking this was a case of the telegram in The Master and Margarita: "Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come". She sounds like a wonderful person. Funny enough, I died in 2015. Well, I thought I was clever, I added a sort of obituary on my blog's RSS to publish only if I don't write for a whole year. In php I used strtotime(+1 year) , but for testing I tried +1 minute. I forgot to adjust and deployed. So in 2015, the top post on my RSS was that I was probably dead and someone should check on me.

ge96 1y ago
I've thought about this just so someone can let my cat out of my apt
- ASalazarMX 1y ago
  "Someone take my cat's corpse out since I've been dead for a year."
  - ge96 1y ago
    Well... I have the automatic feeder/water so he's got time but I mean say you went to jail for 90 days, if no activity in a week or a month it would notify someone you know/emergency contact/your apt complex.
- aws_ls 1y ago
  I am a curious sort. Always look at bios. Came across yours, and reading your blog. Keep it going! :)
  - ge96 1y ago
    yeah hopefully I'm gonna be less of a dumbass
    - aws_ls 1y ago
      Yes, first thing, you must stop driving at crazy speeds. Good thing is is you already know what you need to do :)
em-bee 1y ago
well, your blog kind of died, i guess. that reminds me, i still need to revive mine...