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Is the article itself not .... "genuinely" enough? 1. Buy $thing in good faith 2. $thing stops working for $reasons 3. Go to step 1 versus 1. Buy $thing in good faith 2. It cannot be sabotaged by its own corporate creator due to legislation 3. Visit the Bahamas with all your extra money.