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> Well. When you presume, you make a pres out of u and me. My type of humor, cathartic read

• gcanyon 1y ago
  In The Long Kiss Goodnight, Samuel L Jackson says at one point, "When you make an ASSUMPTION, you make an ass out of you and... <realizes the mistake> ... and UMPTION!"
  • wry_discontent 1y ago
    Fool me once, shame..shame on..you. Fool me twice.......a fooled me can't get fooled again.
    • balamatom 1y ago
      That was a smart one; an American president must never produce the soundbite "shame on me" or the spell will be broken.
    • 7jjjjjjj 1y ago
      Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we!